All I know is that we had a coupon to buy 12 wings and get 6 free. I wanted garlic wings but you said buy something else because you wanted to share. Since you picked garlic hot I picked habanero sweet wings. Not my fault you wanted to share.

All I know is when you complained to Fat

he backed me up with the same saying I gave you: "He who eats the fastest gets the most"...

Not my fault you are 8 wings and I had a mere 28. If you was faster you could have had more... Sure ain't fast wing eating

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That is not that much for me... I regularly eat 50 at all you can eat night....
