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Author Topic: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!  (Read 790 times)

J dot Miller

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
« on: December 24, 2006, 10:10:30 AM »



Wait!!  That is the wrong holiday!  It is LJ...  Lets try again...




MERRY CHRISTMAS





Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA, to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rustttttttttyChevroooooooleeeeeet!
« Last Edit: December 26, 2006, 06:53:47 AM by J.Miller »
The 5.4 swap has been called a bad idea, and considered an underpowered considerable waste of time, since 2007.

Nice to see that most donít think that anymore.
Bondfreak13 07/28/09 09:05 PM

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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2006, 09:52:50 PM »
Well I got stuck working tonight won't get off till 5:30 AM Christmas Day but someone has to be here.
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