All you who know
knows about the infamous out house story. He was driving home drunk one night and got into a race with plumber truck. He lost control of his car. It rolled off the side of the highway going at a high rate of speed. He walked away. The only thing left worth saving was the hood. He now hangs it from the outhouse on the side of his property!
I suggest that he should upgrade the outhouse with wheels so he can drive it and reminisce...
He can use the hood as a roof???