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FatFrank

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Training for :shemp:
« on: May 15, 2007, 05:58:16 PM »
It seems that one of our full figured members actually can barely finish his plate at a tea party. Not to fear. FatFrank is here! I can put you through time tested training methods that will result in tournament level feats of gormandizing! The graduation ceremony is held at The  Big Texan (see Drive-in board)
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Re: Training for :shemp:
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2007, 06:43:10 PM »
Oh if only :jake: was around for this one...  I predict it is going to be a doosey!!   :popc:  :popc:  :popc: :popc:  :popc:
The 5.4 swap has been called a bad idea, and considered an underpowered considerable waste of time, since 2007.

Nice to see that most donít think that anymore.
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Re: Training for :shemp:
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2007, 08:29:44 PM »
So are you flying me to Austin TX to The Big Texan. Just because you what to stuff your self with 72 ounces of beef no problem. Oh by the way I would rather drink beer than to eat all that beef.
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Re: Training for :shemp:
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 08:26:40 AM »
Oh my, I have my work cut out for me. Even my sisters know that you drink beer with beef, not instead of it. It looks like the graduation in Texas might be a ways off yet!

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Re: Training for :shemp:
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 08:41:12 AM »
Oh my, I have my work cut out for me. Even my sisters know that you drink beer with beef, not instead of it. It looks like the graduation in Texas might be a ways off yet!
OK it would be a little expensive to go to TX for a eat off so here is my propresition in Nov when we have our meet we will settle the score.
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Re: Training for :shemp:
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 09:44:29 AM »
I can't wait. How will you train?

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Re: Training for :shemp:
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 08:47:57 PM »
I can't wait. How will you train?
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